Triage Levels
Choose Your Emergency Level
Every order gets the same quality — only the urgency fee changes.
Full custom run, best pricing. The unhurried prescription — for when you planned ahead.
- ✓ Full product catalog
- ✓ Custom branded box design
- ✓ No rush surcharge
Tight deadline? We cut the queue. Your swag hits production within 4 hours of approval.
- ✓ Priority production slot
- ✓ Expedited shipping
- ✓ Dedicated order manager
* Rush availability subject to product type and quantity. Contact us to confirm eligibility before ordering.
Common Emergencies We Treat
Sound Familiar?
We've seen every swag emergency in the book. Here's what we fix on the daily.
"The trade show is in 4 days"
You just confirmed booth space. You need branded bags, pens, t-shirts, and a tablecloth. Yesterday. Code Red, incoming.
"New hire starts Monday — what do I do?"
Onboarding kit fell through. They need a hoodie, water bottle, notebook, and branded power bank on their desk Day 1.
"The CEO wants gifts for tomorrow's dinner"
25 premium clients. Tonight's dinner. You need something elegant, branded, and in your hands by 5pm tomorrow.
"Our vendor just cancelled the order"
3,000 units ghosted by your original supplier. Launch event still on. SwagDoctors steps in and saves the day.
"We just closed a massive deal"
Surprise 7-figure close. You want to send them something premium, personal, and on-brand before the ink dries.
"The all-hands is in 5 days"
200 employees, branded t-shirts and hats requested. HR just landed this on your desk this morning. We've got you.
The ER Protocol
How Swag-911 Works
From emergency call to your door — faster than you thought possible.
Send the SOS
Email 911@swagdoctors.com with your deadline, quantity, and product type. The more detail, the faster we move.
2-Hour Triage
Your dedicated doctor reviews the case, confirms availability, and sends an urgent quote within 2 hours.
Approve & We Go
You approve the e-proof digitally. We jump the queue. Production begins the same day you approve.
Delivered. Crisis Averted.
Your swag arrives on time, on-brand, and ready to impress. You're the hero. You're welcome.